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58 Hot, Funny, & Flirty Memes to Text to Your Spouse

My husband and I have been married for over 18 years, but we’ve been together for 21. I’m happier in our relationship now than I’ve ever been. It must show, because people sometimes ask me how we’ve managed to keep the spark alive after all these years, with 7 little kids running around no less! One of the things we try to do is to make sure we take time to flirt throughout our day. One of my favorite things to do is send him flirty memes sometimes. It’s a quick, easy way to let your spouse know you’re thinking of them during the day. Over the years I’ve collected quite a few flirty memes. I thought it might be helpful to share my collection with those of you who wish to also show your husband or wife some love during the day. Of course, if you’re feeling adventurous you could go for some pictures you take yourself. But, for more PG-13 rated material, these are great! I hope you (and your spouse!) enjoy these! Any time I’m looking for a sex meme for him, I just come back to this post a pick one or two to send him. Some I have sent him a few times, but he still seems to enjoy these sex memes whether it’s the 1st or 10th time I’ve sent them to him. If you don’t want to send an image, you could always just text the written portion too.

A Collection of the BEST Flirty Memes on the Internet!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah…blah…blah… I want you.

This one is perfect if your man loves Star Wars! You’re the Obi Wan for me!

You can’t say happiness without penis. You know I’m right!
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
To the husband who, no matter what having kids has done to my body, still seems to want to nail me. Here’s to you!
Our genitalia should get back in touch. He’ll love it when you send him this sex meme!
Let me sing you a little song and dance a little dance, then let us take off our pants! Seems like a great flirty meme to send him!
The perfect sex meme if you’re trying to get pregnant! I want to practice making babies with you over and over again.

Beards are in right now and so is this flirty meme, ha ha!

I really like your beard. Can I touch it…with my vagina?

Any other Battlestar Galactica fans out there? Let’s frack like Caprica 6 and Gaius Baltar in one of those weird maybe-I’m-not-real sequences. I love this flirty meme!
No, no food. I want sex. Bring me some sex!

How I feel every Monday, ha ha!

It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex. Anyone else?
I want to make the sex with you.  (Did you say it in his voice?) ha ha
How many movies have you watched that turned into sex? Let’s watch a movie, and by movie, I mean do it on the couch.
Oh, so you just assume I want to have sex with you? You’re right! And now I also want chocolate. Bring me chocolate too.
Don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I wish it were you.

Again, another great flirty meme for the Star Wars fan!

Sexy you are! Want you I do!!

Me so horny, Me love you long time.

Anyone else a huge fan of The Office?

Good morning! I’m horny!
I want to do things to you that I’ve already done dozens of times. Great to send to someone you’ve been married to for years.
You don’t want to have sex? Challenge accepted!
Even though you are not bacon or tequila, I would still like to lick you!
I don’t always want to have sex with you. Okay, yes I do. One of my favorite sex memes 2018 for her!
Here’s to Hump Day as in a non-Wednesday sense of the word.
I need a hug or an orgasm.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically, you make me hot and wet. So simple and yet one of my favorite sex memes 2018 for him.
Sorry what was that? I was too busy imagining having sex with you.
I miss your hugs. Specifically, my vagina hugging your penis.
Another great meme for the Star Wars fan. Have sex with me, you must!
I’m horny. You’re the solution. Any questions?
You’ve earned your way to the top of my To Do list.
Lick me, I’m delicious!
You can’t say no to Uncle Sam! I want you to have sex with me. Right. Now.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re mind-blowingly hot.
It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always sexy.
When people say, “It’s better than sex,” they clearly aren’t having the right kind of sex… I couldn’t agree more!
For the Lord of the Rings fan: Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue. There’s only one precious and that must be you!
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And last but certainly not least is this series of “slideshows” to send your spouse. You could send them these throughout the course of a day or even a week!

Like this post? It’s been so popular I created a follow-up post with 20 MORE sex memes plus a free printable so you can make your own! You’re gonna love ’em!

If you enjoyed this post, you might also enjoy the post my husband wrote about why sex matters so much to your husband.  I also have a collection of Christian marriage advice tips that you might find helpful and over 40 funny I love you memes you might want to check out too.

What do you do to keep the spark alive in your marriage?

Looking for fresh, new memes? Here are some new ones I just added in Apri 2021!
You remind me of my pinkie toe – sooner or later I’m gonna bang you on a table. LOL this flirty meme is so funny!
Let’s settle this argument like adults; in the bedroom naked.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all my naughty thoughts (and naughty memes) involve you.
I want my inbox filled with your junk.
Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.
How about you make my day a little more interesting and send me a dirty pic? flirty memes for him I’ll have a cocktail. Hold the tail. sexy meme My lady parts and I miss you. dirty memes Your face is a work of art. We should frame it with my legs.
Just so you know, you really enjoyed the sex we had in my dream last night.
Keeping the Spark Alive - a Collection of over 40 flirty memes to send him! Send your husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend one of these sexy memes and they will love it!

Ashley Parks

Tuesday 28th of November 2023

These are so funny! I'm going to send a few of these to my hubby while he's at work tomorrow to make him laugh. I think he'll appreciate that! haha

Ilyoung B

Wednesday 15th of February 2023

Hahah sexy and hilarious.


Monday 23rd of January 2023

I hope you’re going to continue to add more?

Amy Edwards

Sunday 6th of November 2022

That is awesome! Thank you for sharing.... I'm going to use some of them.


Friday 21st of October 2022

Thanks for posting these memes! They are great!