My husband and I have been married for over 18 years, but we’ve been together for 21. I’m happier in our relationship now than I’ve ever been.
It must show, because people sometimes ask me how we’ve managed to keep the spark alive after all these years, with 7 little kids running around no less!
One of the things we try to do is to make sure we take time to flirt throughout our day. One of my favorite things to do is send him flirty memes sometimes.
It’s a quick, easy way to let your spouse know you’re thinking of them during the day.
Over the years I’ve collected quite a few flirty memes. I thought it might be helpful to share my collection with those of you who wish to also show your husband or wife some love during the day.
Of course, if you’re feeling adventurous you could go for some pictures you take yourself.
But, for more PG-13-rated material, these are great! I hope you (and your spouse!) enjoy these! Any time I’m looking for a good meme to send him, I just come back to this post a pick one or two to send him.
Some I have sent him a few times, but he still seems to enjoy these memes whether it’s the 1st or 10th time I’ve sent them to him.
If you don’t want to send an image, you could always just text the written portion too.
The Best Collection of Flirty Memes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Blah…blah…blah… I want you.

This one is perfect if your man loves Star Wars! You’re the Obi Wan for me!

I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

To the husband who, no matter what having kids has done to my body, still seems to want to nail me. Here’s to you!

Let me sing you a little song and dance. Seems like a great flirty meme to send him!

The perfect meme if you’re trying to get pregnant! I want to practice making babies with you over and over again.

Any other Battlestar Galactica fans out there? I love this flirty meme!

How I feel every Monday, ha ha

Let’s watch a movie, and by movie, I mean do it on the couch.

Don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I wish it were you.

Again, another great flirty meme for the Star Wars fan! Sexy you are! Want you I do!

Me love you long time. Anyone else a huge fan of The Office?

I want to do things to you that I’ve already done dozens of times. Great to send to someone you’ve been married to for years.

Even though you are not bacon or tequila, I would still like to lick you!

You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.

You’re the solution. Any questions?

You’ve earned your way to the top of my To Do list.

I’m delicious!

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re mind-blowingly hot.

For the Lord of the Rings fan: Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue. There’s only one precious and that must be you!

Hey Girl, Feel my sweater. It’s made of boyfriend material.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

There’s no one else I’d rather text something inappropriate to.

I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match — if you get my drift. Ha ha

I couldn’t help but notice you’re mind-blowingly hot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. All my naughty thoughts involve you.

Yeah, we probably need to exchange insurance information, wink wink.

You remind me of my pinkie toe…

I want my inbox filled with your junk…

Who wears the pants in your relationship?

How about you make my day a little more interesting and send me a picture of you?

I could totally go for some you right now!

I’m definitely behind you 100%

This definitely makes work very hard!

Remember that song…”the best part of waking up…”

A love a great flirty rhyme like this.

Here’s another fun, flirty rhyme too.

It’s true.

This one made me LOL.

Do you have scheduled days for making love?

I definitely can’t live without my man or my coffee!

Do you like to have your lips nibbled?

You know that’s right!

I love a great pun meme, LOL.

This one is great to send to a science nerd.

This next portion is a series of images you’ll want to send. You can send them all at once or throughout the day.






I love this meme slideshow!
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Tanya
Thursday 21st of December 2023
I just sent one to him. This is going to be fun!
Beth
Wednesday 13th of December 2023
I absolutely LOVE LOVE the sexy flirty memes to tezt your man. They're hilarious but hot!!! Thank you! They are just what I needed to send to my husband to make him smile...and get worked up!! Lol!!! Love it!!!
Ashley Parks
Tuesday 28th of November 2023
These are so funny! I'm going to send a few of these to my hubby while he's at work tomorrow to make him laugh. I think he'll appreciate that! haha
Ilyoung B
Wednesday 15th of February 2023
Hahah sexy and hilarious.
Jeff
Monday 23rd of January 2023
I hope you’re going to continue to add more?